Crazy Hillary Photo caption contest

hillary-pointer.jpgLevity to the contest?

Anyone want to throw potential captions for this photographic gem of Hillary, taken by Reuters?

“You ‘da man, dawg. No, no, you, yes, you ‘da man, daaaaawg.”

Or

“I will cram the most fake emotion I can into one pose until I win the California primary.”

Any other suggestions?